annaloe-geschichten

I know, I know, it’s been 3 weeks since my last post. Sorry, friends. I also know that I’m supposed to post about my first date with Tom, but I want to post something else instead. Consider this a commercial. A commercial, that isn’t trying to sell you anything but laughter.

From time to time in my internet dating journey, I receive matches or e-mails that are unbelievable. They’re not unbelievable because the person is out-of-this-world amazing. They’re unbelievable because the person is out-of-this-world ridiculous.

While on eharmony a guy tried to start communication with me who had the saddest profile picture I’ve ever seen. It was his only picture. He was sitting on the middle of a couch with his right arm stretched out as if it was around someone seated next to him. Instead of a person, there was a cat. The cat’s face was turned away in utter disinterest. As I can’t post the picture for you, I have rendered a stick figure drawing so that you can get the full depressing visual.



It’s as if he’s saying, “I’d like to replace this cat with you.” wink wink

The other day I received a very special e-mail featuring a very special compliment. It read:

Hi,

You certainly are German, you’ve got a great German Schnauze! I’m serious, I love your nose!
I’m right around the corner, please let me know if you’d like to meet or chat sometime.

Ken

Um……..seriously? My nose? Thank you for using a German word that basically means, “snout,” to describe it. Be still my heart. I’d like to bear you a son. Maybe two. One and a half.

Gents, when complimenting a girl for the first time, try to stick to the basics: eyes, smile, and hair.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming….